WAYS THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF SANTA WERE INDIAN At bedtime, kids would leave corn soup and frybread for the big guy.
Santa's new moccasins would be made out of Dasher.
He'd run around saying "ayyy..." and "shhh...ttt" instead of "ho, ho".
A five pound block of cheese and day-old bread would be under every tree.
His elves would never show up for work on Mondays and sometimes Fridays.
The sleigh would need a jump start every other state and would have one donut tire.
He would be able to navigate his sleigh by pointing his lips.
All his elves would be Hopi's from the Second Mesa.
According to Indian time, our gifts would arrive in February.
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Wednesday, December 8, 2004
WAYS THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF SANTA WERE INDIAN
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